How did the Babylonians figure out how to brew beer, 2500 years before the earth was created?
Or don’t you believe in Beer?
Only one possible conclusion.
The Earth and all humanity is the result of a drunken stuper, perhaps a drinking game.
That does explain why men have nipples.
But there was no big bang and the earth is only… 6,000… years…….
Aw, nevermind.
P.S. I don’t know how they figured it out. I don’t even like the stuff.
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Comment by ZER0 C00L™ AM•VT•VA MH•ML WWFSMD — March 12, 2010 @ 12:09 pm
And you know the date the Earth was "created"?
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Comment by h'ayim tov — March 12, 2010 @ 12:29 pm
You should really list sources.
The bible isn’t a historical accurate book.
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Comment by dougfr007 — March 12, 2010 @ 12:52 pm
Those crafty Babylonians
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Comment by Lucky Fokker- Scoffer/Naysayer — March 12, 2010 @ 1:12 pm
They got so wasted that first time that they thought they have been drunk for ages
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Comment by The Duke — March 12, 2010 @ 1:45 pm
It’s obvious that the Babylonians are from another star system, perhaps from the Colab star system which means the Mormons are right! Beer PROVES it!
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Comment by jools4fools — March 12, 2010 @ 2:15 pm
The earth was created billions of years ago. We don’t know how long exactly. Genesis 1:1 just states that in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. But it does not say when he did this. Beer is not that old.
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Comment by Adam's Rib — March 12, 2010 @ 3:00 pm
What doug said , as at matter of fact i believe paul believed that the end of the world in his times was very very near. However people seem to those the whole meaning and message of the bible which was jesus , not sex, history, or anything else.
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Comment by AvaAnon — March 12, 2010 @ 3:15 pm
Divine intervention, maybe?
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Comment by tnr_lady — March 12, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
Well, you weren’t there so you have no proof that they even existed 2500 years before Creation, much less proof that they brewed the devil’s potion!
*chuckle*
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Comment by MonaLisa Overdrive VT wannabe — March 12, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
For God’s sake!!! Christians believe in drinking beer, wine and hard liquor, but not in public… most of them do it in the privacy of their homes… About the same way that gays are doing their own routines…
Proverbs 31:6-7 (NIV) Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
If you don’t like to drink I can discourage you from drinking, too, but remember that the Bible favours drinking over abstinence… God is going to serve refined wine in the Afterlife… Jesus was very fond of drinking… he was accused of being a wine drinker and a friend of wine drinkers… By the way, his first recorded miracle was to transform water into wine… That tells you a lot when you see Jesus doing first things first!!!
Zakariah 9:17 (KJV-1611) For how great is his goodness, and how great is his beauty! Corn* (*distilled corn, of course!) shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids.
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Comment by Lazar — March 12, 2010 @ 4:54 pm
Only one possible conclusion.
The Earth and all humanity is the result of a drunken stuper, perhaps a drinking game.
That does explain why men have nipples.
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Comment by The Dude — March 12, 2010 @ 5:23 pm
Either your math or your history needs a refresher.
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Comment by FROG E — March 12, 2010 @ 5:35 pm
They got the secret from those from NOD, who the bible says existed prior to Adam, as they already had cities established by the time Cain left Adam to go visit them.
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Comment by Tahuti — March 12, 2010 @ 5:42 pm
What. You don\t believe in beer?! Or, do you think the Babylonians are God/s?
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Comment by madnoelle — March 12, 2010 @ 6:04 pm
My official Yahoo Answer for 2 pts is, "I don’t know"
Is this the part, where the Trolls chase you back, out of this sanctimonious, self-owned Category?
LOL – that’s a damn funny Q, though!!
Well done
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EDIT: Maybe it was brewed in the Ether of Space? – naw, that wouldn’t work either because, Darkness and Light hadn’t been created, yet….
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Comment by Pawn_Heart — March 12, 2010 @ 6:15 pm
Hats off to you, my friend – this is by far one of the BEST questions EVER posted on this rat-smellin’ fanatic-infested Yamster site.
But to answer your question: I suppose, we can always ask that phony know-it-all McClueless character and his freaking neocon-fanatic backers; self-righteous holier-than-thou &%$%#@ who even dare to crack jokes at our own troops, btw! [ IED to put under your desk, you &*%¨$???? Hysteria? Humor? ... Why don't "*YOU*" get a LIFE, you *&%$#!???]
Anyway, I’m sure if the $02’s don’t manage to get us all inebriated with their holy political-bible venom, they’ll finally find a way to nuke-blow our Armaggadon-awaited @$$’s [+ our constitutional rights + our democratic heritage] from here to kingdom come(ths).
CHEERS!
Wake up America, do SOMETHING before this country goes to hell in a handbasket!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lJxa2ghYLg
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P.S. Feel FREE to REPORT me to your heart’s desire you anti-American, anti-democratic fanatic freaks.
BTW: Thumbs down is right down here
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Comment by Platypus G<I>ee — March 12, 2010 @ 6:34 pm